In the flashback, we see the sorcerer’s apprentice contacting his master, the apprentice tells the sorcerer that the author broke the rules and changed some stories, and that Snow and Charming channeled their daughter’s capability for evil into Maleficent’s child. Unfortunately, nothing can be done, and the two girls’ fates will forever be entwined. The […]
In Cruella’s past, in an unknown realm that probably is supposed to be the origin of the tales of Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Dorothy L. Sayers, and Agatha Christie, we see a little girl running through the woods. A Dalmatian is chasing her. She is cornered by the dogs, and a woman pulls up in a 1920s […]
Flashback to the Enchanted Forest. Snow and Charming are on the run after a unicorn. Snow is worried about whether or not her child will be a hero or a villain. All Charming has to do is touch the unicorn’s horn to see the child’s future. Charming sees a vision of his daughter, and he […]
Time for this week’s Once Upon a Time recap! What will we see this week?
Time for another recap of Once Upon a Time. Currently we’re on episode 4×14, “Unforgiven.” No, Clint Eastwood doesn’t show up in this.
Guess what, all! Once Upon a Time is back, and it’s as much of a trainwreck as ever. Ursula is breaking into the Forbidden Fortress, and she runs into Maleficent. The two start fighting over why Maleficent sent for Ursula, but Cruella de Vil’s dobermans interrupt them. She insists she was invited there, too. Rumpelstiltskin […]
It’s been a banner week at the Washington Post; they’ve earned top billing this week for publishing George Will’s latest inanity (though the New York Post has equal blame for that one) and an article that used completely irrelevant data to victim-blame single moms who are abused. Good job, assholes. Let’s see who else is keeping them […]