So this is what’s called a lunchtime poll. You win five million dollars in the Publisher’s sweepstakes. On the same day that what’s-his-face gives you the check, aliens land on the world and say they’re going to blow up the Earth in two days. What are you going to do with the money? /warned you!
It’s that time again, and one of these days I’m totally going Heathers on your asses and asking about what you’d do if you won a million dollars the day before the end of the world. Today, however, is not that day.