Name this face behind the curtain with the following clues: 1. She likes Lite Bright®. 2. Her balls are famous. C. She has devious offspring.
Subject N insisted on being referred to as “Project Alpha” because he doesn’t like things in alphabetical order, but I do, so we’ll just go ahead and do both. Special thanks to Project Alpha/Subject N for answering these questions with absolutely no idea as to why he was being asked. He’s a good sport.
I met Subject M when he crashed my New Year’s Eve party many moons ago. See why I’ve kept him for around for 10+ years after the cut.
Tonight’s Witty Gentleman comes to us by way of Rosa, and you’re going to have lots of fun with him. Find out all his secret answers after the break.
We lollygagged on getting a proper fella in the door to answer our questions, so tonight it’s your turn, readers! Share your answers to the first 6 of our 7 questions in the comments below. (The seventh is the Mad Lib question, it doesn’t really work here…)
Today’s witty gentleman happens to be a Persephedude who is married to one of our staff members. I got the email with the answers this afternoon and they gave me a chuckle. Without further ado, here’s Subject I, being adorable.
Tonight’s witty gentleman is a friend to all and filled with awesome. He also made me spit-take coffee all over my monitor with his answers. Get to know him and his fluffy perineum after the cut.
Today’s witty gentleman is an online friend (I know lots of our readers know him, can you guess?) who is both wise, wonderful and pretty hilarious to boot. Let’s see how he answered our new set of 7 questions after the break.