Newwwwws! The last week has been tough for me in terms of “the world is awful,” so my goal for this week is to find the silver lining.
“A woman that hath impudently passed the part of womanhood and been… chief commander and director of thieves and murderers at sea.”* Who doesn’t love a pirate queen?
Lily Cole scares the crap out of some pirates, Matt Smith is adorable, and Johnny Depp does not make a cameo in this week’s standalone episode of Doctor Who. I’m feeling itchy just writing about it, because there is a timehead baby mystery to solve, and we’re just standing around playing swordfighting in funny hats.