This week is the Oscars, which means around the country, people are cramming in their last chances to have social media bragging rights over whether they watched all the Oscar-nominated movies before the Oscars broadcast.
This week, our hearts are with the victims of terrorism in Paris, Beirut, and elsewhere around the world.
This weekend, we didn’t watch Saturday Night Live because seriously, fuck that guy.
It’s less than two weeks into 2015, and already the year is too much. Let’s look at the news.