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Recap: America’s Next Top Model, Episode 16.8, “Moddle Go-See, Birdie Doo-Doo”

I don’t know about you kids, but after last week’s harrowing episode of America‚Äôs Next Top Model, I’m about ready to swear allegiance to the dark side of modeling, where instead of smizing (smiling with your eyes), you snmass (sneer malevolently with your ass). I’m snmassing as I type. Someone give me a car.