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The Switch

We open with a “deep and thoughtful” voiceover with Jason Bateman AKA Michael Bluth reflecting on humanity while video tapes of people in train stations get played at triple speed. Michael Bluth takes the subway and meets Jennifer Aniston for food? Someone called him a “beady-eyed little man-boy” (guess he’s still in a state of […]

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Killers

Well, with both Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, you know it’s got to be a winner. Let’s go through this, erm, rom-com together. It’ll be an adventure, I promise. Katherine Heigl is bravely going on vacation with her family (it’s brave because she was just dumped). Ashton Kutcher is driving in a sexy car in

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Something Borrowed

We start out with Ginnifer Goodwin getting a surprise party thrown for her by her best friend, Kate Hudson! She doesn’t seem happy about it, but I can’t tell if that’s her real feeling or bad acting. Apparently it’s real. “See what happens when you sleep with people you don’t love” is a line Ginnifer […]

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When In Rome

Here is the premise of this ludicrous disaster of a rom-com: magic coins make men fall in love with Kristen Bell, because clearly such an ugly and unaccomplished person as Kristen Bell can only find dates if magical foreign spells intervene. Clearly. CLEARLY.