Welcome to another week. Here’s the news.
Greetings, citizens. Things are heating up again in Ukraine, and everyone and their dog are busy wondering why.
I know! Not fair. (But hey, it’s good news for some women, just not me.)
Yes. There will be something about camel wrestling later, but let’s have some news first.
The news this week has mostly been about the fall-out from the Charlie Hebdo attacks. It’s not often you get such a clear picture of the state of the world just by looking at the news headlines.
Greetings, citizens, and welcome to another week of sheer misery. I haven’t even got an animal-related story for you. Booo.
Yes, yes, and wine too, of course. But let’s have a look at the news first.
Citizens, there’s a ghost haunting the corridors of Westminster. A demented, racist ghost with delusions of grandeur.
Greetings, citizens. What noise does a goat make? We’ll get to that later.
Butts, y’all. And also some real news. (As usual, trigger warnings for pretty much everything apply.)
Greetings, citizens. This week, we’ve got some bits and bobs from the non-mainstream media, and for those interested in EU matters, it’s fascinating stuff.
Who’s there? Well, will you look at that, it’s Ebola and ISIS.
Welcome to another week of news ranging from horrible to blurgh, saved only by some horny animals right at the end.
Welcome, citizens, to a week that has one crisis smouldering and another looming. And the Scottish referendum isn’t even happening until next week.
Hello and welcome back to more regular updates from Europe. Unfortunately, the news don’t really stop during the summer break, so let’s see what’s been happening.