This is the main event – are you ready?! Last night the world crowned the queen of drag! Well, one queen of drag. The fifth queen of drag. Not counting All-Stars. Or Ru. Okay, last night a crown was given to a drag queen, who was voted to be pretty nifty.
And now. We’re down. To the. Final… Three. It’s Rolaska vs. Jinkx in the prize fight, bringing you a one-two punch of too much eye makeup on RuPaul’s Drag Race! In this corner, not-Sharon Needles! In that corner, Roxxxy “LOL You Have Narcolepsy” Andrews. In this third corner, get ready for some Hi-Jinkx! And in […]
The last four drag queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race are RoLaskaTox and Jinkx Monsoon. One of these things is not like the others, Persephoneers! Jinkx was sweating in her hidden places, knowing she was a lone fish in a hostile pond.
There are only five drag queens left on RuPaul’s Drag Race, and as Alaska put it, “It’s turned quickly from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants to Sisterhood of I’m Going to Kill You So I Can Win.” It’s getting ugly in there, kids! And that’s the best part!
Something fishy happened last week, blog friends. It was a real drag. I almost wigged out! Yes, RuPaul’s Drag Race was a repeat, but this week we’re back with all new entertainment, if not new puns. So tuck in and read my recap! Okay, I’m done.
I am on a heavy dose of cold meds, friends, so if this recap has a little extra whatthewhat, please bear with me. I’m slower than the time it took for Coco to finally remove her head from her butt and give winning RuPaul’s Drag Race the old college try. If she can come out […]
Persephoneers, put a match to your pilot light, because we’re gonna have a roast up in here! Sadly, I cannot transmit any hot beef over the interwebs*, so you’ll have to be content with our favorite queens roasting Ru and the judges on this episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race!
There are only eight queens left, and it’s (as Alyssa put it) “balls to the wall” time. I guess that means (presumably) sixteen big balls stuck on the wall vying for favor from Ru. I think I just described the porn RuParody of this show.
Persephoneers, are your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent ready for some truly hot snatch? No, sadly, I have not sent a sexy, adventurous person to your house to lift your spirits… but I am going to recap one of the best episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Snatch Game!
Welcome back, Persephoneers! The week’s best hour of dirty puns is back. No, I’m not talking about a John Boehner C-Span appearance – I mean RuPaul’s Drag Race!
Serena has gone to that Art School in the smug part of town, so we are free, yes, FREE of her, my pretties! As one RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant put it: “Came a mess, left a mess. Hope someone takes a Hoover to that girl and soon, lest her entire being become un-unfuckable. Oh, well.”
As you may remember, last week on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Penny Tration, she of the best puns, was eliminated over Serena ChaCha. Well, none of our queens were very happy about that, no. Serena is the Chevy Chase of this little community, and we wish she’s just storm off to her trailer already.
Persephoneers, I hope your wig is teased so mercilessly it joins a support group, because it’s time for the RuPaul’s Drag Race recap! I feel so happy to be covering this show for Persephone, for Ru is an inspiration and joy for me on many different levels. Plus, I never met a piece of glitter […]