My physical therapist has forbidden me from having sex. Of ALL kinds.

My physical therapist has forbidden me from having sex. Of ALL kinds.
It may not be ideal, but this condition has done wonders for my marriage.
Up until just a while ago, I had no idea that this condition had treatments other than topical medication or surgery available. Then, my doctor introduced me to the concept of physical therapy. Immediately, some pretty gnarly images of what physical therapy for painful intercourse would constitute came to mind.