Greetings, citizens! Things have been happening in Crimea, which is now part of Russia, or Ukraine is a bit smaller, whichever way you want to look at it. If you stay with me for all the serious news, I have a funny non-news-story from *whispers* The Daily Mail for you in the end. Oh yes.
Pull up a seat, chid’rens, and let me tell you a little story that starts way back when. Way back when we said “way back when” instead of “back in the day.” Way back when we walked 5 miles to school, in the snow, uphill both ways. Way back when in order to watch your […]