I have noticed lately in my life that many people describe behavior they find distasteful as “passive aggressive,” whether the behavior actually is passive aggressive or not. So, rather than confront them directly about this inaccuracy, I have decided to write an article about it under a pseudonym.
This will probably shock approximately no one, but I wear glasses. I don’t need them once in a while to drive or watch TV; I need them to live. They’re the first thing I put on when I wake up and the last thing I take off when I go to bed.