If you’re feeling this nostalgic Bill, I gotta ask what the fuck? Cause to my mind nostalgia and suicide? Don’t mix.
Tag: southern vampire mysteries
“This is bullshit. I imagined my death many times. But I never thought I’d meet the sun in a place with wall to wall carpet.”
“Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.”
Slay Belle: On the previously on, stuff happens, Sookie plots doing something stupid, and we are re-ensaddened by the revelation that Eric is infected. We’re in LA, at yoga class. Everything is serene, which means everything is going to go to shit.
“So that dog turned into our mayor… There’s a bigger picture here you all are missing. This town is full of vampers, has a dog for a mayor, being preached out by a telepath!”
So I know everyone’s been waiting with bated breath for Slay Belle’s weekly Buffy recap but unfortunately said Slay Belle has been up to her eyeballs in work the last few weeks and will be unable to visit the Scoobies or her TV boyfriend Spike until next Friday. I, her teenaged daughter, jokingly said last […]
“I told you, the first night we met: Vampires often turn on those they love the most.”
“In that case, allow me to say, f”“k all of you. You are destroying the world based on a book that is thousands of years old. You call that evolved? That’s the opposite of evolved.”
“I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. F**k Sookie!” It’s the end to another season of True Blood. I know that you, dear readers, have many important feelings about the gory finale, just as I do, so let’s share them over this recap.
F**king Sookie!
“If she would have goddamn let her parakeet rest in peace, then Eric Northman and Bill Compton wouldn’t be marching on Moon Goddess to blow up my fu**ing cousin.”
“Sorry man, I stopped listening about half way through.” You and me both, Jason. You and me both. We are halfway through what should have been the best season of True Blood so far ““ the witch war and Sookie/Eric should have been plenty to propel the storyline ““ and I’m about ready to stop […]
Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?
Eric, snap the f*ck out of it! You have no loyalty to Bill Compton. You are a Viking vampire and god and you bow to no one! If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang!
You are incapable of love. You are damned. You cannot be saved. You are a creature of death, and the living are only good for one thing, and it is not love.