Movies I’m Obsessed With: Little Shop of Horrors

One summer I worked as a group leader for a 3rd grade class. I am responsible for all of their lifelong obsessions with Little Shop of Horrors.


Never Tell an Alligator “Bite My Snatch”

I wanted to write something funny today, but when I sat down at the keyboard I realized that I didn’t have anything funny to say. Don’t you hate it when that happens? I cast around for inspiration, and all I could think of was an old Steve Martin joke: You know, a lot of people […]


Being a Father Doesn’t Make You a Dad

It was a wise man who once said, “You need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.” Okay, maybe it was Keanu Reeve’s┬ácharacter, Tod, in the 1989 Steve Martin vehicle Parenthood, but […]

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Parenthood Recap: When Art (TV?) Imitates Life

Do you watch Parenthood on NBC? I find myself looking forward to it more each week. Last night, as I was watching, I realized why. It’s like NBC put a camera in my house, got all their storylines, then split them out between four families because it would be too crazy for one family in […]