Tonight, Bones is preempted by Outbreak! Only with less Dustin Hoffman.
Best. Title. Ever. Strippers and stockbrokers and Booth’s mom… oh my!
First auction hunters, now doomsday preppers? Is the Bones writing staff watching too much TLC?
An ex-Wall Street guy plows a field of kale (of course it’s kale. Does kale even grow near DC?) and finds something not so green. He doesn’t know how to stop his tractor, so the body is brought up on the wheel’s spikes. Brennan is not going to like that.
This week on Bones: Angela goes undercover, Booth gets shady, and a Squintern has a birthday.
Daisy’s back and death is on the mind of the Jeffersonian crew, even more than normal. I didn’t intend for those two to sound related, but we’ll go with it.
Pelant is back and targeting Angela and Hodgins this time.
Before we start on this recap, a bit of news: Bones has been renewed for a NINTH season! And all the current cast are signed on to stay on board (with no contract drama, aren’t they the best?).
Dancing phalanges in the air for the fact that Bones is back! And with two new episodes, both of which I felt pretty darn good about.
Bones tries something new for its 150th episode and, well, it doesn’t quite work, in my opinion. Your mileage may vary.
A clumsy street artist spills his bucket of glue while vandalizing a billboard and then manages to fall off the billboard himself. Fortunately for him, landing on a dead body seems to break his fall. Unfortunately, he’s now stuck to it with industrial strength adhesive.
There’s so much B-Plot this episode that we skip the body discovery altogether. The FBI is already at the scene of a hurricane-capsized garbage barge that littered a beach with debris, including a strange plastic pod filled with jellied human remains. It reminds Hodgins of aliens. It reminds Brennan of a ship in a bottle. […]
[Trigger Warning: 9/11.] For Veteran’s Day, the Bones crew gives us a touching episode about an unidentified body that turns out to be a homeless veteran and becomes a personal case for the team.
A garbage collector with an operatic bent is annoying his coworker, who wants him to try some Jay-Z or Cee-Lo. Opera Guy says that if Hip Hop Guy sings some opera, he’ll sing some Kanye. The wonderful singing turns into screaming, though, as Hip Hop Guy spots some human body stuck inside one of the […]
As a warning: if you’re triggered by depictions of violence against animals, don’t watch this episode. I obviously won’t be including the relevant screenshots, but tread carefully if you’re sensitive to such topics.