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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.12, “Save Yourself”

“I told you, the first night we met: Vampires often turn on those they love the most.”

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.11, “Sunset”

“There is a reason that you find vampires irresistible. A reason that you slut your heart out to every cute guy out there with fangs.”

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.10, “Gone, Gone, Gone”

“In that case, allow me to say, f”“k all of you. You are destroying the world based on a book that is thousands of years old. You call that evolved? That’s the opposite of evolved.”

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New Show Recap ““ True Blood 5.9 “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.08, “Somebody That I Used to Know”

“I have never been called devout. But watching Lilith shoot out of a blood pool while I sucked down a bride to the dulcet strains of “˜You Light Up My Life,’ well, praise Lilith! Praise Jesus! Praise Moses’ c***! I am born again!”

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.07, “In The Beginning”

I ain’t been to med school or fairy school or nothin’, so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I’d appreciate it.

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.06, “Hopeless”

I want to gorge on human blood not because some f***ing Bible tells me to, but because I like it. It’s fun!

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.05, “Let’s Boot and Rally”

First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect […]

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.03, “Whatever I Am, You Made Me”

Becoming a Maker’s an eternal commitment, greater than any marriage, deeper than any human bond. To throw that away is sacrilege.

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New Show Recap: True Blood, Episode 5.1, “Turn! Turn! Turn!”

If you could use your magic hands or your super snatch or whatever power it is that you have over Eric to fix what’s broken between us, and you’ll still owe me one, you’ve got yourself a deal.