Hello, unicorns. This week’s News Bites have more entertainment stories than usual, but some weeks, maybe we need that. First though, let’s get into more serious matters:
Hello, unicorns. Why, yes, I do rather enjoy using “SCIENCE!” in a headline rather than typing it like a reasonable person. By the way, did you know that October 22 is International All Caps Day? WHY YES IT IS. That said, let’s shout about this week’s news, shall we?
So here’s the deal kittens: I’m currently in Georgia for the next few weeks, writing this on a touch screen tablet so I will keep this brief. Here are a few things I have learned while traveling and trying to be prepared:
Hallelujah, I’ve got some good news to balance out the bad this week. Given how patently absurd some of the bad is, I think we’ll all need it! (As usual, trigger warnings for pretty much everything apply.)
I saw this on Facebook yesterday and thought I’d respond:
All this week, I kept thinking each day was the day that was supposed to come after. So, yesterday, I thought it was Friday. The news didn’t make this feeling any better. But today, at least, is actually Friday.
It’s Memorial Day weekend here in the States, and I’m sure a lot of us are heading out of town. As you’re reading this, I’m high-tailing it across the country to Las Vegas for the Punk Rock Bowling festival, so travel has been on my mind a lot this week.
War crimes convicted Is Google monopoly? Smuggler bribe screeners
This week had much news Man stripped for security No dinosaurs, though.
(Editor’s note: Potential trigger warning for issues including sexual assault) I caught the woman’s eye as the hand grazed under her breast. I turned away, feeling ashamed at not giving her modesty – but when I glanced back she was still looking at me.