Welcome back to Mystic Falls after an annoyingly long hiatus, yet in their alternate universe full of ridiculously good-looking living and undead people, very little time has passed. And the stakes are high.
Um, I read. You’re not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!
I’m convinced that my Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail. My best friend is waiting for the Great Revelation, in which vampires come out of the coffin. We’re hardly unique in our pop-culture obsessions. Fortunately for us, and for the people shopping for us, there is no dearth of merchandise themed around the […]