If the Halloween store near me can open two months before Halloween, I can post about a Thanksgiving movie now.

If the Halloween store near me can open two months before Halloween, I can post about a Thanksgiving movie now.
[Original publication date: Feb 4, 2013] Some days, two middle fingers just aren’t enough. Here are a few you can borrow!
Some days, two middle fingers just aren’t enough. Here are a few you can borrow!