Does it seem like all the news is bad? Well, guess what? It’s not! Here are some good things that happened in the last week, y’all.
News in the real world has been pretty terrible recently; mercifully, science has brought us some things to smile about. Mars probably isn’t gonna get smacked by a comet after all, wet washcloths do interesting things in space, and it’s ok to have the occasional drink when you’re pregnant!